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10 October 2011 @ 05:27 pm
The Moss Legacy 5.0  
Hi guys! Sorry about taking another month-long hiatus. School started, so I haven't had as much time to sim as before. I also ran into computer troubles last week -- my onboard sound card failed, so I had to buy one. But enough about that. Let's get on with the update!

Previously: Birthdays, prom, etc. Galileia won the heir poll, to the surprise of absolutely no one.

Graduation time! Julius, take that douchey hat off. It's so gauche.

Apparently he and Ann Elizabeth made some sort of pact to wear silly hats.

Most Likely to Get Married? It's nice how Julius's classmates think so highly of him.

Ann Elizabeth's classmates know her so well! (Not.)

Sadly, my game glitched and Archer never graduated, so we'll never get to see what he was voted as. My guess is "Most Likely to Take Black and White Pictures of Lawn Chairs."

Welcome to das neue Moss Haus in Queenstown. As much as I adore Los Aniegos, living in a high rise turned out to be more trouble than it was worth. My game was glitching something awful. Besides, it can't hurt to explore a lovely new town, can it?

~Le Grand Tour of the House~
The vampire lair.
~End of Le Grand Tour~
Seriously, that's the only room I'm sort of halfway proud of.

Predictable Bodoni predictably goes after the first musical instrument she sees.

Lucy: You'll never outplay me. I am the One-Sim Band!
Bodoni: D:

Since we were running low on ingredients, I decided to get the Mosses back into gardening.

Of all the things Frank could possess, he chose a stack of towels. Oh, Frank.

Galileia: So, being a vampire means you, like, save tons of money on silverware! Right?
Frank: Who are you and why are you talking to me?
Also, Galileia's shirt looks dangerously low in this picture.

Celebrity Gossip grapevine, you depress me.

Narcissism and fanservice in one tidy package.

Well, it turns out Julius's classmates were totally right about him. He also had a kid. Named Julio. Just thought I'd let you know.

I sent Galileia to the vampire bar to get, well, vamped, but there were less people there than at the Jocelyn Wildenstein  Lookalike Convention.

Thurston is just as narcissistic as Bodoni. CLEARLY IS WAS MEANT TO BEEE~

The winenectar cellar is his favorite place to write. Who can blame him?

Wow, the spares have been getting busy!

Another day, another weird/creepy Galileia face.

Eleanor, you odd little thing. We've got a hot tub, a pool, a slip-n-slide, and an open bar, but you'd rather lovingly gaze at the potatoes. *sigh*

GALILEIA WANTS YOU! For world domination? To change out of those sweatpants? To not make any fourth wall jokes? IDEK.

Cosmo: So what, now that you're a hotshot celebrity you don't have time to talk to your old pal?
Galileia: I'm too old for this rubbish.

Dandy Gnome Factoid #4632: Gnomes like gardens. Like, really like gardens.

OMFG, Cosmo, you creep. No wonder Galileia stopped talking to you.

Thurston: I can't believe I'm already a grandfather. What happened to my youth?
Bodoni: Just... don't go spending any money on shiny, red cars, K?
Also, I will never get over how weird sims' arms look in this animation.

Writing your daughter's biography = bonding! Yay?

Guess who Galileia saw on her first day as a stylist? Trajan and his future baby mama.
I guess Trajan should have put a ring on it. At least she's not related to him...

Of course, we can't have her looking so frumpy.

Don't let that anguished expression fool you. She's actually really happy about her makeover.
Galileia on the other hand is... IDEK.

Not even ghosts are immune to the magnetic power of water slides.

Sweet. I wonder why it took so long for this generation to procreate.

Minutes later, I get this. Oddly, I blame Maria. You'll see why.

More stylist work. This lady here is Julius's wife and mother to the first child of Generation 5.
Or is it 6? I could never get this numbering stuff right.

Success! Also take note of Galileia's spiffy stylist threads.

Something is seriously wrong when you're out-danced by a robot.
Bartender: This is a Dance Club, not a Shift Awkwardly From Side to Side Club.


One day, Lucy got out of the pool and forgot to put her clothes back on. This has happened before.
Blame Peggy for the hair fail.

Bodoni: And now my day is complete.

Just in time for your breakup! What a lovely environment to raise a child in!

Galileia: I think I've flattered you enough. Can it be bites time now plz?
Frank: Eh, what's the harm?

I will never tire of this face.


Lucy still hasn't put her clothes back on.

Though after skinny dipping in the pool again, she suddenly realized she was naked.
Lucy: Oh, the horror.

OH PLEASE. You're not fooling anyone, hun.

Gravity-defying bath towels -- now available at Target!

D'aww, you go Glen Coco! Now don't split up, k?

Summer is going to have a strange childhood; I just know it.

This is what Galileia considers a normal conversation with another human being.
Galileia: And then he bit me! Right on the arm.
Julius: Uh huh, that's nice.

Julius: Say Hi to Mom & Dad for me. Oh, and tell grandma to put some clothes on.
Galileia: Will do.
Paparazzo: Wow, Galileia Moss talking to her younger brother. FRONT PAGE, HERE I COME.

...what. Let me get this straight. Archer, who just had a child with his ex (whom he broke up with twice) is now dating his uncle's baby mama. So... there's a high chance he might end up raising his cousin instead of his own kid. MY BRAIN HURTS. What is this, Days of Our Sims?

Archer's baby mama? *GASP* SLUT!

Galileia: There's not much I can do. Have you considered alien abduction? I heard that's a great way to lose weight.

Galileia: I can, however, get rid of that awful hair.
Paparazzo: But this haircut was $100 at Salon de Peggy!
Galileia: Puh-lease. It's so 2008.
Seriously. I don't know why I downloaded this. And since I combined my package files, I'm stuck with it. *sigh*

Paparazzo: All right, Bieber hair! Chicks dig Bieber hair!
Galileia: Wait, you wanted to impress girls? Nevermind.

No, Julius, those jeans do not make your butt look big. Get away from that mirror.

Oh, so now you're letting him style you?

Bodoni finally fulfilled her LTW. I'm so proud of you, bb.

Local Woman Refuses to Put Clothes On: News at 11.

Galileia's transformation is complete!

Welcome, new vampy Galileia.

And that's where I leave you, folks. Thanks for reading!

Jessicajossoco on October 11th, 2011 01:42 am (UTC)
Such a pretty family urgh. I envy you.

The vamping faces are the best, but I believe Galileia's tops Frank & Jonathan's. Just because she normally makes insane faces anyway.

Lucy, put some damn clothes on.
Lu: 02vox_mortem on October 12th, 2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
IKR? It's almost as if they were hand-crafted in some sort of stuio... oh wait.

I dunno, I personally think Frank's is the best out of the 3. Galileia's looks almost normal. XD

I second that notion!

Thanks for reading!
freudroidfreudroid on October 11th, 2011 01:54 am (UTC)
Gosh, your pictures are so prettiful.
I have to say that Galileia makes a perfect vamp.
heirbanaanheirbanaan on October 11th, 2011 07:34 pm (UTC)
I second this. :D
Lu: 03vox_mortem on October 12th, 2011 09:54 pm (UTC)
Vampirism does tend to make sims at least 20% sexier, no?

Thanks for reading!
Renaethe_oogle on October 11th, 2011 02:34 am (UTC)
LOL at Lucy's attire-less state.

Galileia makes such a hot vampire: total BAMF.
Lu: 04vox_mortem on October 12th, 2011 09:55 pm (UTC)
Ugh, yes. As if Galileia couldn't get any more gorgeous.

Lucy has always been an avid provider of fanservice... whether people like it or not. XD
spiderylacespiderylace on October 11th, 2011 02:47 am (UTC)
"Jocelyn Wildenstein Lookalike Convention" - LMFAO!!! I love that!!
and that vamp lair is so awesome! I am excited to see it get some good use from the new sexy vamped up Galileia!
BTW, you have awesome graphics, I am so jealous!
Lu: 05vox_mortem on October 13th, 2011 12:08 am (UTC)
Naw, my graphics are nothing special. I mostly have Photoshop to thank.

If I was a vampire, that's probably what my lair would look like. XD

Thanks for reading! I'm glad you find my commentary amusing. :)
Shazi: oliveshaz_a_fraz on October 11th, 2011 05:00 am (UTC)
Haha, so many twisted relationships--it's like an episode of Gossip Girl! The Mosses are so flawless though; they can totally pull it off, hehe.

Lucy just wants to get in on the fan service queue. Can't blame her there.
Lu: 06vox_mortem on October 13th, 2011 12:10 am (UTC)
Tell me about it. They could all star in their own soap opera.

Sadly, Lucy's fanservice days are long past.

Thanks for reading!
misskhaz: jantomisskhaz on October 11th, 2011 08:48 am (UTC)
Galileia is so full of awesome, even more so now that she's all vamped up.

I lol'd so much at the Moss family dramas, I have this theory that Maria wants to sample all the Moss boys.

Why is it always old people that forget their clothes? Srsly, attention seekers.
Lu: 07vox_mortem on October 13th, 2011 12:14 am (UTC)
Galileia is so awesome, I had to make her immortal.

I really hope Maria and Archer don't end up having a kid. That would be ten kinds of awkward.

They're trying to relive their glory days! That's the best I can come up with.

Thanks for reading!
ryannlive on October 12th, 2011 07:37 pm (UTC)
^ I love that movie so much! :D

Great Update!
Lu: 08vox_mortem on October 13th, 2011 12:15 am (UTC)
Thank you! Mean Girls is awesome. :)
simmply_annasimmply_anna on October 13th, 2011 11:50 pm (UTC)
Awesome update, as always. Although, let's not be too hard on Lucy. It's practically a rite of passage for Elders to walk around naked. That is why I fear public pools. Just sayin ;)

I can't wait to see me some Galileia babies. Ngl.
Lu: 13vox_mortem on October 14th, 2011 09:58 pm (UTC)
You just gave me an image of Lucy prancing naked in a public pool. Thanks

I can't wait either. TBH, I haven't even played that far ahead. >_>
simmply_annasimmply_anna on October 14th, 2011 11:19 pm (UTC)
You just gave me an image of Lucy prancing naked in a public pool. Thanks

You're welcome! I hadn't actually thought of that until you mentioned it, now I'm laughing. To me, she's prancing around in the way the IFs walk, just strutting about with her goodies free.

....Why did I imagine that? My brain!
kaakaomuffinssi on October 16th, 2011 01:59 pm (UTC)
I just love Galileia, lovely pictures, again<3
Lu: 14vox_mortem on October 19th, 2011 01:59 am (UTC)
Thanks for reading! :)
centesimal on October 21st, 2011 04:51 am (UTC)
Yay, Galileia stays! Although Archer did turn out cuuuute.
Lu: Bodonivox_mortem on October 21st, 2011 09:01 pm (UTC)
Was there ever any doubt about Galileia winning? ;)
centesimal on October 22nd, 2011 01:59 am (UTC)
Aha I tend to get my heart set on one kid as they grow up, but then I saw how Archer turned out O___O
set phasers to "LOVE ME"kittenmittons on October 23rd, 2011 06:26 am (UTC)
Julius named his child Julio? omg I CAN'T

I love how batshit your ghosts are. Haunting towels and stalking potatoes. BAD. ASS. I also love how much the spares are pushing boundaries with their relationships, lol. And the fact that I just assumed the *GASP* SLUT! was a Mean Girls reference without clicking anything. :D

I too will never tire of Galilea's many faces of crazy. Love her. ♥
Lu: Bodonivox_mortem on October 23rd, 2011 08:51 pm (UTC)
Oh, Name Generator, you slay me.

Sometimes I miss the TS2 ghosts. They actually like, scared people and shit.
Will the wonders of Story Progression never cease? Soap operas, take note.

Galileia = BEST HEIR EVER, amirite?

Thanks for reading!
Layla TinierMe KobatoLayla TinierMe Kobato on November 27th, 2011 09:54 am (UTC)
I swear I am just addicted to this legacy!! Good Job! I always read read it over and over again :P and Galileia she is such a doll!!! May I ask where you got some of her clothes in this chapter

Edited at 2011-12-27 06:18 am (UTC)