Sorry for putting this off yet again. I took pictures of this update ages ago, but I haven't gotten around to posting until now. Pets came out since the last update, but due to the CC borkedness I won't be installing it. At least not until the next generation.
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Previously: Galileia won the heir poll and became a vampire. The spares decided to put on their own low-budget soap opera. Lucy spent most of the update in nothing but a towel.
This is Galileia's brand new vampy self. I'm not quite sure about the hair color, so it might change.
Time to put that nectar press to work. That cellar isn't going to fill itself!
Real vampires prey on unsuspecting strangers.
Galileia: OM NOM NOM.
O HAI, Joey Butterfield. He's like, my favorite paparazzi now.
They could have picked a better spot to make out, but w/e.
Galileia brought Rodolfo back to her house for some hanky panky.
Rodolfo likes what he sees.
Galileia, for some reason, does not.
*cue sexy music*
Only Galileia can go to bed in athletic gear and come out wearing a wedding dress, earrings, and perfectly style her hair.
Cosmo watched the whole thing. What a creep.
Rodolfo does the strut! I am in love.
Oh, I'm sure Rodolfo has GREAT THINGS to say about your grandchildren seeing as he was just in the sack with one of them.
Putting the vampire lair to good use.
Par for the course of sims relationships, Galileia proposes the next morning.
Rodolfo said yes.
Aww. Now get inside before Galileia gets crispy.
And so Rodolfo joins the family.
In related news...
These strippers can only mean one thing: Bachelor Party Time!
Rodolfo, I wouldn't spray your soon-to-be mother-in-law with champagne if I were you.
Bodoni: A pox upon thee!
Julius is having a wonderful time, can't you tell?
Ben: You've been in the basement bathroom the whole time? You are such a loser. Have a drink.
Archer: Thanks, man.
He never left.
Trajan: I'm going to stand over here with the remains of my ancestors and wallow in misery.
Lucy: You shouldn't stand hang out next to the urns, son. People will think you're weird.
Trajan: My girlfriend left me for my nephew, ma. I'm sure they already do.
*sigh* The Mosses will never not be incestuous, will they?
Galileia was hungry at work, but her co-stylist rejected her. Should've used Enthralling Presence.
Perpetua brought her kid to Galileia's bachelorette party. Perpetua, you are a bad, bad mother.
The strippers are here!
Everyone seems to hate Perpetua. She must have been caught stealing candy from babies.
Ann Elizabeth: Brace yourself!
Galileia: Oh no you don't!
Bodoni: Oh Lord, the mess they'll make. *retches*
Galileia was a pretty good sport about the whole thing.
Poor Uriah. He hung out next to the bar the entire night. The least Perpetua could have done was dump him in the nursery.
To my surprise, Galileia's latest client was Giovanni. He's beefed up since last we saw him.
The stripper from Galileia's party never left. He stayed for days until I finally kicked him out.
Dancing is not your strong suit, bb.
Rodolfo: As if you could outrun me... As if you could fight me off...
Bodoni: There go the pleasant dreams I might have had.
Galileia can now add "Falling Gracefully From Elevators" to her resume.
Galileia: I hope no one saw that. Tee hee!
Emily: I'm so tweeting this.
She can also add "Pedogrin" to her repertoire of faces.
Galileia: I'm sexy and I know it.
Galileia: Oof! I hope no one saw that either.
Galileia: This king of an off day for me.
/Galileia dance spam.
A bunch of people standing outside in formalwear can only mean one thing -- a wedding!
Walter got old! ;_;
Ann Elizabeth can boast to having better dance moves than her sister. Heck, that gnome can dance better than Galileia.
Trajan is pining for something. What could it be?
Oh, that's right. Maria's here.
Trajan: We could have had that! But you had to go and marry my nephew!
Aaaaand, they put a ring on it. /Wedding Spam
That's all for this update. I'll try to get the next one out as soon as I can, but given the fact that NaNoWriMo's starting next week, that might not be possible. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoyed!