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31 March 2012 @ 09:26 pm
The Moss Legacy 5.5  

I cannot wait to be done with this generation. My god, it's been the longest ever. I can't wait until I'm posting on Tumblr, so you guys don't have to wait as long for me to get these updates out.


Previously: Loads and loads of birthdays, as usual. November and Tremella don't like each other. The spares won't stop their incestuous ways. Oh, and Thurston like, totally died, y'all.

Everyone: *le cry*
Death: OMG, Stilton Moss. He's like, famous or something!

Stilton: I cried so hard, my face broke.

Stilton: I'm still totally sad, though. Honest.
Galileia: I no longer haz a sad.


Galileia: LOL. I'm already done with my mourning.

November: Hey, my grandpa just died, but oh look! Birthdays!

Ruh-roh. Looks like someone actually was napping while all of this went down.
Bodoni: I wonder what I missed...

Friday: Well, Grandpa's dead. But it's my birthday!
Bodoni: Yay, birthday!

Bodoni: Wait, what was this about grandpa dying?

Tuesday must carry on the cross-eyed tradition. Generations of Mosses depend on it.

No one can doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion, boo.

Bullet briefly morphs into a giraffe.

Also not clone, but not rly stunning either.

Stilton: It's ok, sis. Grandpa will always be alive in our hearts. That, and he'll haunt us for the rest of eternity.
Chanterelle: Who?

Entoloma, gurl. Better not let the paparazzi catch you doing that.

Entoloma Discovers the Internet Part I

Stilton: Damn, I need that shower.

Poor bullied Bullet. I love these updates Loser sims get.


Bodoni: Right on my door step? Really?

Overcome with grief, Friday quite literally loses her head.
Galileia: What a lovely day! I hope nothing horrible's happening outside.

Brie: Desks are too mainstream. I do my homework on the ground.

D: I've dreaded this. That poor kid! His older sister is also his 2nd cousin once removed. DNW.

It's belated makeover time! Friday's yawning. I'd yawn too if I was dressed like that, TBH. Lack of good teen clothes = PITA.

Yup. She's pretty much a Rodolfo clone, but with Galileia's eyes. *sigh*

Bullet is kind of scary looking, tbqf. I was tempted to prettify her, but her traits forbid it.

Tuesday doesn't look like much of a clone, but still meh.

Bullet on the other hand, loves her tragically boring outfit.

November: I don't want to be an adult, herp derp.
I know, bb. I know.

November: Maybe if I pout hard enough it won't happen.

November: Aw, poo.
Hey, at least you tried. And that face was legendary.

April: I'm gonna grow up cute!

Darn, she was right.

Whoops, I forgot to write down his LTW. IIRC it's Dynamic DNA Profiler.
He looks pretty much the same because I had no idea what to do with him.

April's LTW is Presenting the Perfect Private Aquarium.

April: And you thought I couldn't get cuter!

Galileia: I'm no longer the prettiest!
April: Damn straight.

It's about time!

Oh, for the love of Sim Jesus! The bathroom's right over there!

It's graduation time! Plz kill me. I hate this feature so much.

Entoloma and Tremella hate it too. Or maybe they just hate each other. It's hard to tell most of the time.

LOL this is so not happening.

Um, it's uh nice that November's classmates think so highly of him.

Eleanor, are you looking at what I think you're looking at? Tsk tsk.

Tremella: Oh God, the owner's home! Must. Throw. One. Last. Egg. Rebellion!

Trajan is, miraculously, still alive.

Meanwhile, your youngest brother's kid is already leaving the nest.

Entoloma Discovers the Internet Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Facekeyboarding, hmm? It's a toss up between 4chan, Youtube comments, and LiveJournal fan communities. Possibly Tumblr as well.

Bullet: These dishes are glowing. This is unacceptable.

But of course! He's kind of ugly, IIRC, but all of the good looking guys in town are related to her. #LegacySimProblems

LOLWUT. Game, you are relentless with your glitches.

Guess who Galileia ran into while administering makeovers. It's Julius's son, Julio. (I can never get over that.)
He's basically a darker-skinned Julius clone. For shame.

Almost 4 generations later, I finally figured out the mystery of Frank's death.
Turns out vampires who've been exposed to sunlight for too long lose their hunger motive very quickly. If you don't keep a close eye on them, they starve to death . I r n00b.

You big slut, good for you! Well, minus the baby part.

I got this popup immediately after the last one. LOL. Ah, shotgun weddings.

Tremella's Legs: Must resist urge to draw penis.

Entoloma: Ohmygod, Grandpa died like, 5 days ago! Get over it already!
Stilton: How do you sleep at night, you heartless harlot?

Bullet: Not again...

Bullet: First November, now Dad. I just wanted to talk about the adventures of my virtual family! I'm almost at Generation 6 now! *sob*

Well, that's all for this update folks. Thanks for reading!

emalso on April 1st, 2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
I hate meh internet because it wouldn't load most of the pictures right last night. BUT I READ IT NUW! :D
It's always around 5 or so. The updates get harder it seems even when you're not constantly taking pictures.
I'm at like generation 4 now with the Ruby's and they're killing me! Especially with the CLONES! >:c I will never marry an IF ever again. Ever.
Lu: Bodonivox_mortem on April 4th, 2012 02:47 am (UTC)
Gurl, I know dat feel. Clones are the worst! Doesn't matter if they're pretty or have a nice personality, they're still technically a waste of genetic material.

Thanks for reading! Good luck with your own legacy. :)
Nicoletiptoehappiness on April 1st, 2012 05:55 pm (UTC)
WHOA @ April!!!! She is a stunner holy crap! I also love that hair so much, it's my favorite in the game <3

Loved the whole update, minus the death :'( Always look foward to your updates <3

P.S. For Tremella in case she needs help -> Drawing Forehead Penises The Right Way
Lu: Eleanorvox_mortem on April 4th, 2012 02:49 am (UTC)
April's personality is so boring though. Makes me sad. And yeah, that hair is fab.

& LMAO at that vid.

Thanks for reading!
Amandasimrouge on April 2nd, 2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
April is gorgeous! What a pleasant surprise. XD

I'm looking forward to the next update.

Edited at 2012-04-02 07:32 pm (UTC)
Lu: Frankvox_mortem on April 4th, 2012 02:49 am (UTC)
Thank you, dearie! ♥
set phasers to "LOVE ME"kittenmittons on April 15th, 2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
So, are you planning to switch to only posting your legacy on Tumblr in the near future? I can see the appeal - it's a lot easier to write it then, I'd bet! - but all the same, I'll miss your LJ updates. <3

Oh, Galilea, you fierce bitch. Too good for mourning, I see. Bodoni, on the other hand, broke my heart. Not the news you'd want to wake up to after a nap, I'd imagine. At least she wasn't alone for long? ;_;

I actually quite like Bullet's looks! She's a bit intense-looking, sure, but with a name like Bullet, I feel like that's fitting. And April, of course, is absolutely beautiful.

Facekeyboarding, hmm?
My expert hypothesis is that she discovered the One Direction tag on Tumblr. That tag is where my dreams for humanity go to die.
Lu: 02vox_mortem on April 16th, 2012 01:42 am (UTC)
I'm switching mainly because I'm terrible at the whole sit-down-and-caption-50-something-images thing. Plus you won't have to wait 7 months for me to end a generation. XD

Haha, I know! She was like, "OK! He's been in an urn for an hour. I'm done crying now!" Bodoni didn't spend much time mourning, surprisingly. The birthday festivities pretty much swept her up. OH TO BE OLD AND SENILE!

I think bullet would look better with the right makeup/hair/outfit, but her personality is basically "boring loser," so there's not much I can do to help. And yeah, April's a stunner. She's Galileia's clone, so no surprises there. XD

I'm not a 1D fan, so I've never been there, but I can already tell it's a horrifying place to be. D: